"The NBA's Washington Bullets have announced a name change, so that the franchise is no longer associated with violence, death and suffering."
"From now on, the team will be called just the Bullets.
That had to be the late great Norm MacDonald.
LOL. I remember when Mayor Marion “B*tch Set Me Up” Barry trying to downplay DC’s reputation for violent crime, announced on TV that “D.C. is not Dodge City.”
Shortly after that, the mayor of Dodge City, KS went on TV and announced that they were not Washington, D.C.