[dagunk]

I’m sticking with Labrador Retrievers. I don’t have to worry about our two trying to kill us.

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Labs? Their tails are stealth weapons. Seen one clear off a coffee table with that tail.

Labs are great dogs.

[GaltAdonis]

Friends of mine had a black lab named Daisy.
Sweetest dog in the world - if she KNEW you.
If not, she would bark and growl at you ferociously. Very frightening.

Once, when I showed up early one Friday for dinner and my friends were not home yet,
I found myself in the situation of having to introduce their new mailman
- his first day on the job - to Daisy.

Daisy was barking menacingly and the mailman was terrified.

I told the mailman the dog’s name was Daisy, and to sweetly call her
and then scratch her behind the ears. He did so.

Friends for life they became after that. Daisy was always like that.