First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it. He took her best summer dress, put it on and went to town.
Yup. And if the dinosaurs had been walking instead of flying everywhere on their private jets they wouldn’t have gotten fat and they’d still be around.