The professor is obviously not current. As the Uncyclopedia explains, geologists are not racist, but rather, "geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form... the phrase 'I am not an alcoholic, I am a geologist' has become quite common within many student bodies to explain their metamorphing from a carbon-based life form to an alcohol-based one..."
;^)
It’s not racist. It’s sexist. You have to go on long hikes without clean clothes sleep with snakes, trudge up mountains and go down into caves. And yes lots of alcohol is involved. And the comforts of a hot shower, a cold beer and a sociable woman when you get back to civilization. It’s not for nothing they call it rocks for jocks.
Great, now I’m going to have spend unproductive hours at Uncyclopedia.
Thanks, I think. 😀