>>I don’t blame a company for innovating ways to separate ‘tards from their money.
May I suggest to the cruise company a way to increase their profits. Aggressively price the 4 year plan to fill the ship, take it out mid-ocean, evacuate the crew and scuttle the ship. File an insurance claim for the ship and use the payout to buy another ship. Profit. Repeat as necessary.
XD XD XD
Claim it’s unsinkable, have the string quartet play “danger zone” and throttle her up to 35 knots through the North Atlantic the first winter.