hm... for $100,000 I will provide any lefty with an apartment with blacked out windows and no phone or internet where they can hide safely for the next 4 years and I will even bring them food.
Sounds like a good business :)
I'm not so sure. $25,000 per year, and you have to pay taxes on that, let's say at 32%. You do have expenses - if you get an apartment in Nebraska or Ohio or Mississippi that is comparable to their accommodations on board the little floating island of TDS Karenhood, it gets a little tricky. Figure $1200 minimum rent (although a decent place will cost more). But you also have to include shuffleboard, unlimited buffet, bar (that might make a profit), pool, sauna, gym, etc. At that point, you're up to $2000/month or $24,000/year in expenses. Not a good return on investment to make $1000/year on $24,000 expenses and have to deal with leftist Karens. And we're paying a marginal 32-35% of that in federal taxes plus an additional 10% state and local taxes plus we might theoretically have to provide them utilities. All told, I'd be worried about breaking even at $100,000 for 4 years.
All I'm saying is you might be thinking too small. After all, personal walled compounds are all the craze among "tolerant" leftists. Utilities are all overrated -- if we go with rental rates in Mississippi and exclude utilities, that's an overall savings. And they could have their own pet hissing cockroaches. Also, just thinking and throwing ideaballs here, but consider this -- mandatory arts and crafts could be a total additional side revenue stream just like it is in leftist China!!! If we went all in on this business model, we could be raking in the bucks and doing a public service by giving a segment of society what they (1) think is coming, and (2) also wanted for us.
OTOH, on land, we could probably put something together for $200,000 for 4 years and bring in around 8-10% profit. Side revenue streams and cost cutting measures might bring that up to 16-20% which is total winner in my book. It might involve us having to replicate leftist authoritarianism, but they like that stuff. We will have to stress that the only thing we won't control is personal relationships between inmates...i mean guests. We might even be able to charge a premium by replicating what they think the coming years will be like. Say $250,000 for a 4 year on-land premium "TDS/Authoritarian Fantasy-Land Package".
With those adjustments, I think we have a credible business plan. Why don't you have your people call my people on Monday and maybe we can get ahead of the curve on the new luxury fantasy abusive government camp adventure craze?