No... the very best was the Soccer War between El Salvador and Honduras. Completely retarded. Dogfights between F4U Corsairs and P-51 Mustangs. C-47s used as bombers by rolling bombs out the cargo door.
All for nothing. Those wacky fun loving people south of the border.
There was a war in the 1700s involving Prussia called the Potato War because the two armies spent the winter digging for potatoes, then called the war off in the spring.