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To: ConservativeMind
My wife birthed our third child standing up, feet on the floor, legs spread, and hands gripping the handrails on the side of the hospital bed.

The ObGyn caught our daughter popping out like a quarterback catching the snap from the center.

It was really something to behold.

And, no, this wasn't planned.

7 posted on 11/13/2024 8:15:22 PM PST by Drew68 (Today I'm thoroughly enjoying eating crow salted with liberal tears. Best meal I've ever had!)
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To: Drew68

My second child (all 4 born at home) came an hour before the midwife could get to us. My wife gave birth at the edge of the bed such that our daughter popped out beyond the edge of the bed. I managed to catch/cradle her head, but wasn’t prepared for the sheer slipperiness of a newborn. Her little legs and bottom hit the carpet with a bit of a slap - and she opened her mouth and started crying as a result. Which couldn’t have worked out better. :-)


11 posted on 11/13/2024 8:34:35 PM PST by EnderWiggin1970
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To: Drew68

But it cant top Octomom’s delivery;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkDbz2GVbQY


12 posted on 11/13/2024 8:36:18 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: Drew68

My girlfriend gave birth standing up.

She was bearing down so hard, she bent the rail on the hospital bed.

Sick amounts of adrenaline can pump through you during labor.

Hoping you are your family are doing great.


16 posted on 11/13/2024 8:48:59 PM PST by TheWriterTX (🇺🇸✝️🙏🇮🇱)
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