People think they want a monkey.
They really don’t want monkeys.
I saw a YouTube video about items in the ads in the back of comic books such as sea monkeys and the cardboard “real” submarine. The last on the list was a $19.95 cute monkey. Was it just sea monkeys again? A stuffed monkey? No, it was a real freaking monkey. And not just any monkey. Because of how it was shipped it was hungry, soaked in its own waste and very angry. Over 100,000 were sold.
Monkeys are disgusting. They commit nuisance everywhere, steal things, and throw feces when irritated. Apes are worse. Apes to all that AND eat your face off.
Everybody’s got somethin’ to hide except me and my monkey.