[Lazamataz]

Now let’s not just ban abortion, let’s also ban all birth control. And let’s ban all sex. Even sex inside marriage.

And let’s not just overturn all gun laws, let’s make guns mandatory. Let’s set up pistol vending machines in airports and schools.

[NorthMountain]

And let’s ban all sex

When they outlaw sex, only outlaws will scream "Oh!!! OOOOHHHHH!!!!yes! Yes!!! YESYESYESYESAAAAAHhhhhhhh!"

[Disambiguator]

I like your ideas about pistol vending machines. The no sex in marriage part, not so much.

[NEMDF]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAZ!