The government hired Tokyo Rose’s grandson to write this garage....
Poor yankee gun owner, he scared, he thinks he need gun to protect himself...It all in his little brain...There no boogieman, no crazy sick people...hahaha...Silly yankee see monster under bed....Be proud American, give up your gun! You have no need for them. Everything happy happy fun fun!
Guns: You don’t need it till you need it. And when you need it, YOU NEED IT!
Better to have one and not need it, than to NEED ONE and NOT HAVE IT!