How old are you? I bet I have T-shorts older than you. Simpleton. And are you a Brit? “Bugger”? And what the hell is Derpy?
Go back and play some more Call to Duty. Mom will make you some Mac and Cheese.
Sorry, I’ve got no more time to waste on your whiney lil’ Bitch-Ass!
Run along, derpy lil’ punk. Your Mom made you a hotpocket.