[Teacher317]

I had a first date where she stormed out before desserts even arrived, incensed at my deplorable nature, for saying the words "Not all people process trauma the same."

(Her position was that 19 year old me was actually a victim, and fully traumatized, because the neighbor lady in her late 30s as her favorite sex toy for a summer. I had the temerity to say "and I didn't really mind." Clearly she was probably a victim of an older guy in her early years, but her desperate need to label everyone else as a victim was so overwhelming that she missed out on a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under at Outback... a crime for which she remains unpunished!)

[SaveFerris]

I’ve seen a bunch get involved in stuff and then blame others for what they ran to with swift feet

Maybe Taylor Swift feet 😂🤣😃😆🤪🤪🤪

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

So some older lady broke you in, and she cannot imagine that you were both adults and didn’t mind? You dodged a bullet.