Girl, I am so with you. I am one of those weirdos who thinks dual master suites should be mandatory in a marriage. With visitation rights, of course.
Must be a new warp in the galactic space-time continuum? We have the Goth Chick working up terlet protocols with the Stompy Foot Jungle Bells Gal. Kindly warn me before you put those visions in my punkin’. Don’t even want to know if the Trumpy Twist is part of the routine.