I just use the number of new SUVs parked in the handicapped parking spaces with below the border and other flag bumper stickers on them. This time, the horde brought Mama and Papa with them for free medical. Inside Walmart and Sam’s Club I use the number of people wearing new Nikes and tourist T-shirts from all over America. The Mariachi music is also a dead giveaway. I don’t think we’re in America anymore, Toto.
Our ice cream truck plays “La Cucuracha”!!!