[TonyM]

I would rather live in a van down by the river than a mansion with an HOA!

[Does so]

“I would rather live in a van down by the river than a mansion with an HOA!”

Florida HOAs favor people who don’t go outside because of the heat and humidity. They hire approved yard maintenance crews, and tell you when your house needs painting.

If you’re “outdoors people”, keep HOAs at an arm’s length...