[SpaceBar]

Punishing hours, dilapidated facilities and an ill-conceived retiree program left the agency without the personnel it needed in a year of threats and violence....

Sounds like the beginning of a story about Calcutta sewer divers of the untouchable caste, but no, it's about privileged comfortable white-collar federal employees.

[Chainmail]

”… but no, it’s about privileged, comfortable white collar workers”

Jealous much? What kept you from signing up?

Oh, that’s right: it’s a long-hours-stressful -job -that -keeps -you -away -from -home -a -lot and you might be killed.

[workerbee]

privileged comfortable white-collar federal employees.

I get what you're saying, but SS Protective Service isn't exactly a comfortable, 9-to-5 desk job.