Posted on 09/30/2024 10:55:08 PM PDT by ransomnote
“My deck was painted by a contractor who apparently hired day workers at Home Depot. I’m convinced they had never held a paintbrush before. They did a horrible, messy job.”
That truly is a pity, and difficult to repair.
It does reming me of a joke, however...
(Dumb Blonde Joke Alert)
A man had a back porch that needed painting and he had a blonde, single mother neighbor that could use some extra money.
He purchased the paint and brushes and asked the woman if she would like to paint his porch.
“Sure,” she said “I can do it this afternoon.”
Later that day she showed up in older clothes that were just right for painting. The man, working on his computer on the front porch, informed her that to get to the porch she just could follow the driveway and motioned towards it with his hand.
After just a bit more than an hour the woman came back to the front porch smiling.
“Are you done?” the man asked.
“Ya, it was easy and there was enough paint left over so I painted your Lexus, too”
Have a wonderful Sunday!
thanx G_W
True, dat!
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry “Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!”
You are on fire!
Re Russia:
So true to life!
Anyone have a link to sign Elon Musk’s petition?
Thank you! I think I did that right, even though I am in Michigan.
Memefest bkmrk
last night I caught a short clip from trump’s latrobe PA rally & it was the first time I heard him say “we are living in an occupied country” + something to the effect that we are being invaded.
Thanks,we need to thank you for the hundreds of posts you have provided with endless info and intel on the q threads week after week.]
Thank you very much.
Is that a swing state?
🚨🚨IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE:
Unfortunately as in Georgia, irrefutable evidence is only good IF you can find a judge who will admit it. Those judges are in league with the Dem thieves who will use those same machines to steal the election this year!
“Anyone have a link to sign Elon Musk’s petition?”
For those of you in PA, GA, NV, AZ, MI, WI, or NC only.
Oct 19: John Dreher earned $1,000,000 in Harrisburg!
Oct 20: One petition signer will earn $1,000,000 in Pittsburgh.
Oct 21: One petition signer will earn $1,000,000 in Pennsylvania.
Oct 22 - Nov 5: Each day, one petition signer from either PA, GA, NV, AZ, MI, WI, or NC will earn $1,000,000.
https://petition.theamericapac.org
THEY REALLY WANT THOSE ORGANS...
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/10/kentucky-man-declared-brain-dead-wakes-up-during/
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/4272163/posts?page=1
Chinese Communist Leader Xi Jinping Orders Military to Prepare for War
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/ ^ | 10/20/2024 | JIM HOFT
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