The new Wokey Decimal System for permitted books:
000-099: Microaggressions
100-199: Intersectionality
200-299: Cultural Appropriation
300-399: Privilege
400-499: Social Scoring
500-599: Safe Spaces and Trigger Warnings
600-699: Far Right-Wing Extremism and Wrongthink
700-799: Organic, Vegan, Gluten-Free Living
800-899: Gender and Pronouns
900-999: Deconstructing the Patriarchy
Books are further classified by their “Awareness Level” from 1-10, with 1 being Problematic and 10 being Enlightened. Misclassifications must be reported to the Literary Justice Committee.
LOL! It’s funny because it is true.
LOL - well played!