I love your wit, too funny!
So, two cowboys are out tending the cattle herd and on of them has his pants down, squatting, to take care of business when a rattlesnake bites him in the a$$. The other cowboy throws the bitten guy on his horse and they race to the nearest doctor.
The helper jumps off his horse and runs into the doctors office and the doctor tells him to use his knife to cut an X where the wound is and suck the venom out.
He goes out and the bitten cowboy asks his buddy what the doctor said. He tells his buddy “Your going to die”.
I know it is an old joke and everyone has heard it.