“an 8-year-old Ohio girl swerving her family’s SUV across lanes on a 25-minute joyride to go shopping in Target.”
““let her finish her Frappuccino”
“The girl had $400 on her and used it to shop around”
“She had checked out before cops arrived”
She strikes me as a little head strong for 8.
Somebody will probably end up marrying her.
Actually it was a 27 year old guy who self identified as an 8 year old girl to get out of trouble. It worked!