“Smoking takes ten years off your life. Well it’s the ten worst years, isn’t it folks? It’s the ones at the end! It’s the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper years. You can have those years! We don’t want ‘em, alright?” - Dennis Leary
Yes, my dads kidneys failed a week short of his 79th birthday, and died days later. They blamed it on cigarettes, which he quit when he turned 70.
Someone should have told Leary that it doesn’t cut those last 10 off, just moves ‘em up.