[Billthedrill]

One stela bore a decree announcing a political union between Eretria and the neighboring city of Styra.

I warned the Styrans about hanging with the Eretrian boys, with their ouzo parties and their Dionysian orgies, but would they listen? Noooo.

[Verginius Rufus]

Eretria just wanted to unite with Styra to get access to their Styrafoam. They had a monopoly.

[SunkenCiv]

“Shut that bloody bazouki off!”