How flat is it? I'm glad you asked.
It's so flat you can watch your dog run away from you for three days.
It's so flat the speed bumps have elevation marks.
I'll be here all year. Be sure to try your waiter and tip the veal.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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