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Being chewed out by a few females (note I didn't say ladies) for holding the door for them

I hold the door for both males and females. The males thank me and the females give me a smile. Of course, over the years the smile has regressed from fetching to "What a nice old Grandpa."

115 posted on 08/27/2024 10:16:33 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
I hold the door for both males and females. The males thank me and the females give me a smile. Of course, over the years the smile has regressed from fetching to "What a nice old Grandpa."

Welcome to the club, old man.

Last time I opened the door for a lady was just a few days ago.

Let me set the stage. There's a man standing at the corner of the building focused on his phone, (inside Raley's is a zero bar zone).

I'm approaching the doors from the left past him.

She's texting walking straight to the door.

I arrive a few moments ahead of her and say, "Let me get that door for you."

I waive my hand in front of the automatic door. The door opens. Barely suppressing a laugh, she smiles.

I say. "It loses some of its charm these days."

She cracks up, thanks me, and goes in.

The guy at the building corner guffaws and says "That was great!"

123 posted on 08/27/2024 10:42:23 AM PDT by null and void (Don't hallucinate and legislate, don't hallucinate and educate...)
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