[dragnet2]

Nobody wants to ride around on a 900 pound parade float anymore. And now that they’ve been homofied, ferrget it

[who_would_fardels_bear]

They might have had a chance with Gen-X if they slimmed them down a bit. More grunge and less "good ole' rock 'n roll" in their advertising.

It's still not too late since the Gen-Xers are going through their midlife crises now.