[SaxxonWoods]

The two main questions at your “Annual Wellness” exam.

Are you suicidal?
(Only when I have to answer these stupid questions.)

“Do you want some shots?”
(No.)

[Trailerpark Badass]

The ones I hear every time are "do you feel safe in your home, does your wife beat you, and have you had thoughts of harming yourself?"

These are during visits for my A Fib.

[ridesthemiles]

DO YOU OWN A GUN???