[Lazamataz]

I love ya man.

(And I was NOT hitting on your girl! I was just being my usual friendly self!)

(Everyone mistakes my friendliness for flirting, which is why I got all those chicks in college)

(I mean, I’m not STUPID)

[null and void]

What brought that up, Laz? Guilty conscience?

(She and I agreed later that it was totally proper for you of all people, to do that. We both would have been disappointed if you hadn't)