Caption time: Liberals holding signs saying, "I Need Fat Acceptance Because..."

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[Chode]

democRATS ... feh

[Retain Mike]

For me this another expression of the Cultural Marxism, which intends to replace what remains of our Republic. People find their identity by becoming part of a swarm or faction instead of striving for direction, identity, and purpose as an individual cherished by God.

Such is my effort to reduce a 6,500-word essay to two sentences.

[zoomie92]

I need fat acceptance bc I am an embarrassment to my family....

Wow, I need some eye bleach.

[Retain Mike]

So true.

[doorgunner69]

“...Means nothing to me...”

Until they sit next to you on an airline flight

[DarrellZero]

Even fat people know this is wrong.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I don’t need fat acceptance. I have slimmed down, but I could still lose a few pounds. Instead of fat acceptance, I need encouragement to get my butt out there and lose the rest!

[Calvin Cooledge]

I need “near-sightedness acceptance”. I have 20-300 vision in one eye and 20-80 in the other. The fact that DMV makes me wear glasses to drive is discrimination. Should I sue?

[arthurus]

Totally unacceptable. I guess after Camel wins the election is installed as President I will be hauled in to face JustUs and thrown in jail for offending fat people. 19 years ago my son was desiring to marry a las who was quite obese and had grown up obese as had her sisters and cousins. I warned him that women who are fat as children and never lose it are self centered and will keep a husband broke. He married her and a few years later had get his wise sister to take control of his credit cards and deal with the credit companies and his house was full of expensive lamps and tons of women's clothing and costly gewgaws and she had a new car where he drove a 9 year old Ford. He finally ditched her and the perpetual custody fight for his two daughters has been cheaper than the wife. The female judge listened to her make her case for custody and turned the girls over to my son with the suggestion that he could allow visitation if he so chose. She now pays him child support which he puts into an educational bank account for them. I have observed that boys who grow up obese either have the same problems in the masculine form or become comedians.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life . . .

[arthurus]

I love my fat body

Well you are in little danger that someone will try to take it away from you.

[doorgunner69]

Cargo hold only, do not subject normal size people to a flight with one of these oozing over the armrrest.

[heavy metal]

situations like these make me wonder if toilets have load ratings...

[simpson96]

"I got stuff to share ...unless we're at the dinner table."

[EvilCapitalist]

This story wouldn’t be complete without some Al Bundy fat jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htTxhImYDDo

[TexasFreeper2009]

*my eyes* !!!!

these hypocrites fat shame Trump all the time, and also sexually harass him for supposedly having small hands.

They are such hypocrites!

[BipolarBob]

I need fat acceptance because I am NOT fat, I’m too short. If I was 7’ 6” tall, my weight would be about right. Also, I’m on a diet. I’ve gone from a cow a day to a hog a day, so I got that going for me.

[Rummyfan]

Why do they need acceptance at all?! It’s their life and their decision. But I dont have to accept it. Nor do I have to acknowledge it or give a damn.

[GreenHornet]

“I need fat acceptance because I’m tired of cops telling me to break it up.”

[rktman]

Same as algore carbon credits.