[citizen]

I hope the “wrong sort” of delivery person does not fall on my property...and his nest act is to contact a slip-n-fall lawyer.

[daler]

Three years ago I tripped on a loose rug at a hotel in Iowa.

The resulting fall onto a ceramic floor resulted in a hip fracture and total hip replacement.

I never heard from hotel management asking how I was doing, which was a little offensive.

But it never even crossed my mind to fetch a lawyer and sue them.