[DannyTN]

It’s all that fresh blood from the aspirin induced bleeding that cures the cancer.
/rimshot

I have no real opinion on the risks/benefits of aspirin.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#14: "It's all that fresh blood from the aspirin induced bleeding that cures the cancer."

Believe it or not, you are on the right track.

Aspirin causes tumors to bleed which leads to spotting and blood in your stool and on toilet paper. It leads to earlier diagnosis because most folks are alarmed by this abnormal occurrence.