She would have just shot the gator, but not on the kitchen floor she just mopped.
She met us at the door about 1am, screamed and ran.
Her brother returned with a pistol, and for a second time in one hour we were chased away with a weapon.
This time his action was surely reasonable. We were armed too. With a live, full-grown alligator.
Did you know alligators hiss loudly when upset? :-)
ALLIGATORS EVERYWHERE!
Now one is found in Lake Erie!
I had nothing to do with this one. I promise.