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We are the old
We’ve got arthritis
Our gums are weak

[Richie Havens]
So weak

[All]
From gingivitis

[John Sebastian]
We are the old
We’ve got arthritis

[All]
We are the one who wear bifocals
And have bursitis

[Spencer Davis]
There are people younger
But we heed another call

[Richie Havens]
We really need the money
Our accountants took it all

[Peter Noone]
We sing to you
Those who have money
Once we was cool

[”Axl” Bundy]
But now we just dress funny

[John Sebastian]
We need your help
So please, please dig deep

[Richie Havens]
Don’t call after ten
Cuz we’ll be asleep

[Robby Krieger]
We have medicare
And anti-gas pills

[Mark Lindsay]
But without your help
We can’t pay our alimony bills

[Richie Havens]
Take it Axl!

[”Axl” Bundy]
Plays instrumental solo with his sandwich

[All]
We are the old

[Peg, Kelly and Bud Bundy]
They are the old

[All]
We have arthritis

[Peg, Kelly and Bud Bundy]
They have arthritis

[All]
Once we were gods
Now golf excites us

[Bud Bundy]
Golf excites them

[All]
So write a check

[Richie Havens]
A really big one

[All]
For our December
There’s one more verse
But we can’t remember

[All]
La la la laaaa
La la la laaaa
La la la
la la la la la

[Peter Noone]
Sing the song, Jimmy!

[All]
La la la laaaa

[Peter Noone]
Nanana na na

[All]
La la la laaaa

[Peter Noone]
Nanana na na

[All]
La la la
la la la la la

[Mark Lindsey]
One more time!

[All]
La la la laaaa
La la la laaaa
La la la
la la la la la