Lou Reed said it best:
I wanna be black, have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty foot of jism too
And fuck up the jews
I wanna be black, I wanna be a Panther
Have a girlfriend named Samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores
Oh oh, I wanna be black
I don’t wanna be a fucked up
Middle class college student anymore
I just wanna have a stable of
Foxy little whores
Yeah yeah, I wanna be black
Oh, I wanna be black
Yeah yeah, I wanna be black
I wanna be black, wanna be like Martin Luther King
And get myself shot in the spring
And lead a whole generation, too
And fuck up the jews (fuck up the jews)
I wanna be black, I wanna be like Malcolm X
And cast a hex
Over President Kennedy’s tomb
And have a big prick too (have a big prick too)
What? I thought Stiller and a few grams of brain material in his cranium but he has just revealed that there is nothing upstairs.
How pathetic can a two-bit actor be, a Jew with a wish to be Black?
Can I go throw up now?