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U.S. Constitution
Article 1. The Congress shall construct a thermostat to control the temperature of planet earth.
Article 2. Every hour, the Congress shall adjust that thermostat.
Article 3. The Congress shall set the maximum level of the oceans.
Article 4. The Congress shall set the miles per Kilowatt.
Article 5. The Congress shall set the rotational speed of the planet earth.
Article 6. The Congress shall set the size of The Ozone Hole.
Article 7. The Congress shall plug every methane gas leak on the planet earth.
Article 8. The Congress shall ban animal flatulence (cow farts).
Article 9. The Congress shall regulate the size of glaciers.
Article 10. The Congress shall regulate the number of trees.