Here is a fun translation and explanation for those of us whose high school or Muppet French is weak:
https://stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/02/05/pardon-my-french-lewd-language-lessons-in-henry-v/
Thanx for the help but you lost me at “shrieking daughters.” I can pretty much hang in there with Miss Piggy, snarf a little mash, and try to avoid hurting ourselves with sharp things.