My wife is a Pepin/Childe level fancy stuff cook but she can not make a box of Kraft et.al. macaroni and cheese to save her life. It’s like the Enigma code to her, and it is hilarious...
My best guest is a second cousin, once removed.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)