You know people say they pick their noses? I feel like I was just born with mine!
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how. Heck, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday! It was right after she said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I don’t believe the hype about magic lamps. I found one once, with a genie that offered me three wishes. I said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Good ‘uns, errr... puns!