[dragnet2]

Hope Harper called him “a dumb dog,” according to the report. Police said Anthony Harper then shoved his sister into a table and punched her about five times.

I bet her brother identifies as a dog.

[Dr. Sivana]

I thought the brother was "Weird" Al Yankovic's stunt double.

[nwrep]

Them be white trash. Same culture as the urban ghetto.

[drSteve78]

Dishwashers never make good cooks. It’s all Granny’s fault for not beating both of them with the broom.

Bet it was a good straw.broom with a wooden handle.