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Maria Zakharova about the opening ceremony:

“On the eve of the Olympics opening in France, a chef of Russian origin was detained and accused of espionage and attempting to “disrupt the event.”

I wasn’t planning to watch the opening ceremony. But after seeing the photos, I couldn’t believe they weren’t deepfakes or photoshopped.

So:

1. On the eve of the ceremony, reports emerged that even some French athletes would not be allowed to participate because they compete in their traditional attire.
2. On the day of the opening, France was hit by a transportation collapse. Some “malefactors” were blamed for the “sabotage.”
3. The ridiculous open-air opening ceremony forced spectators to sit for hours in pouring rain, with organizers failing to arrange for cloud dispersal or canopies.
4. Those who managed to reach their seats despite the rain left because the nonsensical arrangement of spectator seating prevented them from seeing anything.
5. At the Sochi Games, Western media disliked the dogs. In Paris, they smiled at the rats infesting the city’s streets.
6. The city center turned into a ghetto for the homeless who flocked to the Games’ opening.
7. During the parade of nations, the teams of North Korea and South Korea were mixed up.
8. The Olympic torch was carried by drug-addicted rapper Snoop Dogg to the lyrics, “Da, da, da, da, it’s the motherfuckin’ D-O-double-G.”
9. In the show, the Olympic flag was carried by one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, hinting at the end of the world. French experts envision this as a digital apocalypse where humans are dethroned by a robotic model with AI instead of a soul.
10. One of the main performances of the Olympics was an LGBT mockery of the sacred Christian event—the Last Supper of Christ. The apostles were portrayed by transvestites. It seems Paris decided that since the Olympic rings are multicolored, everything could be turned into one big gay parade.
11. The climax was the logically inverted Olympic flag, hoisted upside down over Paris.

I wonder how many more “spies” would have been needed to make the Paris Olympics opening such a spectacular failure?

This isn’t rock bottom.”

This is the bottom of the Seine.