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Obama Reluctantly Endorses Kamala After Butt-Dialing Her
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 26, 2024

Posted on 07/26/2024 1:34:39 PM PDT by McGruff

The Vice President's campaign for president received a highly sought-after boost this week, as former President Barack Obama reluctantly endorsed Kamala Harris after butt-dialing her.

The unintentional endorsement occurred yesterday while Obama was reportedly sitting down to enjoy some chips and salsa and inadvertently called the vice president. A source close to Obama confirmed that the former president improvised the endorsement as a way to cover the embarrassing butt dial.

"Ah, shoot, I accidentally called Kamala," Obama was heard whispering as he pulled his phone out of the pocket of his slacks. "What do I say now? How am I going to play this off? I don't know what to — Hey, there, Kamala! How are you? Barack and Michelle here!"

Insiders disclosed that Obama's cover for the butt dial was successful, with Harris coming away from the conversation proudly boasting about having the former president's blessing. "She was thrilled," said one source. "She was giggling uncontrollably and smiling from ear to ear like she was hopped up on something. Then again, I guess she's pretty much always like that, but still, you could tell she was relieved to have Obama's endorsement."

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Seems more like a hostage endorsement to me.
1 posted on 07/26/2024 1:34:39 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

If the democRATS and DemoKKKrats thought that SloJo Biden was going to be a drag on down ballot democRATS, just wait till Kamala campaigns in your town, your state. They may prevent her from visiting by passing strong, sustainable, equitable bans on cackling, and ban anyone with a history of cackling.


2 posted on 07/26/2024 1:41:48 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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3 posted on 07/26/2024 1:52:08 PM PDT by New Perspective (As Leonard Cohen said once in an interview, “You won’t like what comes after America”)
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To: McGruff

This has to be in the top ten best BB publishing accomplisments.


4 posted on 07/26/2024 2:04:19 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: McGruff

Yeah, the Obamas got out-maneuvered by Hitlery!


5 posted on 07/26/2024 2:06:26 PM PDT by old school
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To: McGruff

They are going to throw Kamala Harris under the bus.
This is an O’bozo C.Y.A. so they can deny any culpability in the back lash.


6 posted on 07/26/2024 2:24:29 PM PDT by Falcon4.0
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To: Falcon4.0

These people are treacherous.


7 posted on 07/26/2024 2:26:25 PM PDT by Falcon4.0
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To: McGruff

Very funny.

Did anybody notice what was displayed on Harris’ phone when she was supposedly talk to FBO? Looked to me to be icons, not an “in call” screen.


8 posted on 07/26/2024 2:51:42 PM PDT by MCSETots ( )
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To: McGruff

You know if The Bee people were left-wingers they would have major label deals.


9 posted on 07/26/2024 2:57:09 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: McGruff

I must be out of it. I’ve only heard the term pocket dialing used for inadvertently calling someone with a cell phone. Butt dialing is a new one for me.


10 posted on 07/26/2024 3:15:07 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38
Butt Dialing is when you have your cell phone in your back pants pocket and accidentally make a call with it.


11 posted on 07/26/2024 4:04:05 PM PDT by McGruff (Deep State is running the country.)
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