[UMCRevMom@aol.com]

[Doctor Congo]

Wanted:

Someone to hand feed me Doritos while I knit, so my fingers don’t get orange.

No weirdos.

[Doctor Congo]

Comfort Inn sign:

Now pet friendly! Except
for bears, we’re not making
that mistake again.

[airborne]

Thanks for the laughs!!!

[MosesKnows]

Thanks for sharing.

[gitmo]

Our church has signs posted saying “Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy”.