[ifinnegan]

The Cackler.

Kackala.

[Mark17]

👍👍😀😀😃

[rlmorel]

“The Cackler”
(Sung to the tune of (LINK) “The Rapper” by the Jaggerz from 1970)

Hey voter, I betcha
There’s someone out to get you
You’ll find her anywhere
On a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store
She’ll say, “Excuse me
Haven’t you heard me somewhere before?”

Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what she’s after

So she starts up her cacklin’
Hopin’ something will happen
She’ll say she needs you
A constituent, a voter she can talk to
She’s made up her mind
She needs someone to cackle it to

Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what she’s after

She’s made an impression
So you make a suggestion
“Take some athletic socks
And you put them where they’ll block out your vocal cords”
She’s got you where she wants you
And your ears feel like she shoved in some swords

Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what she’s after
Cack, cack, cack, they call her the Cackler

[SharpRightTurn]

“Kackala.”

Well done