The Cackler.
Kackala.
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Hey voter, I betcha
Thereâs someone out to get you
Youâll find her anywhere
On a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store
Sheâll say, âExcuse me
Havenât you heard me somewhere before?â
Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what sheâs after
So she starts up her cacklinâ
Hopinâ something will happen
Sheâll say she needs you
A constituent, a voter she can talk to
Sheâs made up her mind
She needs someone to cackle it to
Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what sheâs after
Sheâs made an impression
So you make a suggestion
âTake some athletic socks
And you put them where theyâll block out your vocal cordsâ
Sheâs got you where she wants you
And your ears feel like she shoved in some swords
Cack a cack a cack, they call her the Cackler
Cack, cack, cack, you know what sheâs after
Cack, cack, cack, they call her the Cackler
“Kackala.”
Well done