Let me tell you, folks, nobody plays golf like I do. Nobody. People say I’m the best, and it’s true. I’ve got the best swing, the best drive, and the best putt. Everyone agrees, it’s fantastic. I’ve won so many championships, you wouldn’t believe it. The courses, they all love me. The greens, they respect me. When I step onto that fairway, it’s like magic. The caddies, they all say, “Sir, we’ve never seen anyone play like you.” And they’re right. I play bigly, I play to win, and let me tell you, I always win. It’s tremendous.
The way I handle a golf club, it’s something special. People come from all over just to watch me play. They say, “Donald, you make it look so easy.” And it is, for me. I’ve got a natural talent, folks. My golf game is yuge. I’ve even got my own courses, the best courses. Beautiful, perfect fairways, pristine greens. People are lining up to play on my courses because they know they’re the best.
I’ve played with the best golfers in the world, and they all tell me, “Donald, you’re the best.” Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods, they’ve all seen me play. They’re great, but they know, they know I’m the greatest. My drives are long, my putts are precise, and my game is unbeatable.
And let me tell you about my golf deals. Tremendous deals. I own the finest golf resorts and clubs. Mar-a-Lago, Trump National Doral, Trump Turnberry – people say they’re the best in the world. And they’re right.
When you’re as good as me, folks, the wins just keep coming. I’ve got trophies, medals, everything. My wall is lined with awards. So many awards. And I’m not stopping. I’ll keep playing, keep winning. Believe me.