He’ll make a purely political speech from the Oval Office. Because liberals piss on American traditions every day
Trump left us buried under such a mess it takes all of my time to attempt to tackle it. No time to campaign. Republicans in Congress do nothing but rabbit hole hearings. Rest assured I'll be here to aid Kamala on the road for my Farewell Tour. You know I love trains and Kamala loves school buses. She will campaign in her pimp my ride bus as I ride the train across the country. Come out and watch us perform.
From a soundstage.