I was gonna say the same. I’d bet a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts he writes in his own name.
Good for him. He has to self-actualize.
And I'll bet 13 Big Macs, 12 Super Sized Fries, six whole, roasted chickens, 17 boxes of assorted Dunkin' Donuts pastries, a case of Mountain Dew, 30 gallons of ice cream, 32 Family Size buckets of KFC, a barbequed side of beef and 300 large pizzas, which is what I figure that useless Land Whale sucks down - before dinner.