ROFL!!!!
See, that's the problem. You've admitted that you lie to the public for your own benefit. Therefore, your assertion above is untrustworthy. By admitting to being a liar, you've impeached your own testimony on any topic. For all I know, your cute little tales of using lies to resolve petty crimes are 100% fiction.
This isn't personal: your entire profession is untrustworthy and will be as long as lying to We the People, whom you are supposed to serve, is permitted and rewarded.
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
Getting property returned to its rightful owners is somehow a personal benefit to me. You're being ridiculous now.
"For all I know, your cute little tales of using lies to resolve petty crimes are 100% fiction."
I knew that eventually you would post something like that. Since that's what you believe, then there is no need to post any more to each other, correct?
"your entire profession is untrustworthy and will be as long as lying to We the People, whom you are supposed to serve, is permitted and rewarded."
You are again being ridiculous as you broad brush many decent people as being untrustworthy. In the service of "we the people" I tricked thieves into returning stolen money or property to their rightful owners. The victims trusted me and were grateful for what I did. You disapprove though. So be it. We're done here. You can have the last word.