When you think about which birds are the best in competitions, remember, toucan play at that game!
A friend was telling me that his wife was complaining that he was pushing her buttons. He told her he was looking for the mute button. And that's when the fight started.
Another friend was telling me that it was a 15 minute walk to the bar but it was a 45 minute walk back. I said the difference was staggering.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
LOL!
A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!
Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
Did you hear that Cray computing is working on a new supercomputing cluster designed specifically to simulate mental illness? They’re calling it the Cray Cray.