Sorry for the husband, but Mountain Dew tastes like insecticide.
Mountain Dew fans flame away.
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To: DallasBiff
I hope her sentence is to drink it.
2 posted on
07/12/2024 10:40:22 AM PDT by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: DallasBiff
3 posted on
07/12/2024 10:40:41 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: DallasBiff
She should have stuck with eye drops in his ‘Dew.
4 posted on
07/12/2024 10:41:08 AM PDT by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: DallasBiff
Good thing it was Roundup and not antifreeze.
5 posted on
07/12/2024 10:41:45 AM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: DallasBiff
Is Mountain Dew the grapefruit one? It’s definitely an acquired (or not acquired) taste. Or is that Fresca?
6 posted on
07/12/2024 10:41:53 AM PDT by
JudyinCanada
(The left is loathsome, beyond anything I could have believed.)
To: DallasBiff
The wife is a two legged weed. Better Round her Up instead.
7 posted on
07/12/2024 10:43:13 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: DallasBiff
So he won’t grow weeds OR insects in his tummy. That’s a plus! But he will have Mountain Dew there. That’s a minus.
To: DallasBiff
11 posted on
07/12/2024 10:48:06 AM PDT by
wildcard_redneck
(He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
To: DallasBiff
13 posted on
07/12/2024 10:51:44 AM PDT by
gunnut
To: DallasBiff
His divorce just got a lot less expensive.
15 posted on
07/12/2024 10:56:41 AM PDT by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: DallasBiff
Can’t blame the woman, he was constantly bugging her.
20 posted on
07/12/2024 11:06:05 AM PDT by
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
To: DallasBiff
So the weed killer and insecticide didn’t kill him? Just asking for a friend.
22 posted on
07/12/2024 11:09:12 AM PDT by
Rinnwald
To: DallasBiff
You’ve made the comparison, eh?
23 posted on
07/12/2024 11:12:44 AM PDT by
Paul R.
(Bin Laden wanted Obama killed so the incompetent VP, Biden, would become President!)
To: DallasBiff
It took him 2 months to figure out it tasted “ funny” …. and killed flies
24 posted on
07/12/2024 11:17:58 AM PDT by
silverleaf
(“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
To: DallasBiff
She’s automatically at least a 1000 on the crazy axis.
25 posted on
07/12/2024 11:19:11 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: DallasBiff
27 posted on
07/12/2024 11:22:34 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: DallasBiff
Celebrate Diversity:
Helen Kwong and Antonio Planas and Meriam Bouarrouj
28 posted on
07/12/2024 11:25:46 AM PDT by
PAR35
To: DallasBiff
29 posted on
07/12/2024 11:27:15 AM PDT by
PAR35
To: DallasBiff
32 posted on
07/12/2024 11:39:07 AM PDT by
mykroar
("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
To: DallasBiff
I’ll bet Hubby never will say, “Ya hoo! Mountain Dew!” like Willy the Hillbilly.
33 posted on
07/12/2024 11:44:00 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(It's not as if Biden has the nuclear codes or anything. 😳)
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