In fairness, Uncle Sam made me go.
Apparently going to war is one of those things they make you do when you sign up. Who knew, right!?! (Yes, I am joking.)
Timing was convenient, though.
Oddly, she is now married to the guy she dated before me. I was a rebound in college. It may be her 4th or 5th marriage. He can’t say he didn’t know.